Canada Defeats USA in Average Penis Size! Though, Both Lose To The World...

Yes, yes, I went there... ;)

Though Canadian men have an Average Erect Penis Size that is of longer length than American men (5.5 inches for Canadian men versus 5.1 inches for American men), overall, both Canada and the United States did pretty embarrassingly in a survey/study of Average Penis Sizes around the world (with Canada landing in 76th place overall, and the United States landing in 98th).

Here's a list of the results:

Average Size Database - World Penis Size

#	COUNTRY	AVG. PENIS SIZE (Inches)	COMMENT
1	Democratic Republic of the Congo	7.1	Self-Reported
2	Ecuador	6.9	Measured
3	Republic of the Congo	6.8	Self-Reported
4	Ghana	6.8	Self-Reported
5	Colombia	6.7	Measured
6	Venezuela	6.7	Measured
7	Lebanon	6.6	Self-Reported
8	Bolivia	6.5	Measured
9	Cameroon	6.5	Self-Reported
10	Hungary	6.5	Self-Reported
11	Jamaica	6.4	Self-Reported
12	Panama	6.4	Self-Reported
13	Sudan	6.4	Self-Reported
14	Brazil	6.3	Measured
15	Haiti	6.3	Measured
16	Senegal	6.3	Measured
17	Benin	6.3	Self-Reported
18	Czech Republic	6.3	Self-Reported
19	France	6.3	Self-Reported
20	Peru	6.3	Self-Reported
21	Puerto Rico	6.3	Self-Reported
22	Cuba	6.2	Measured
23	Egypt	6.2	Measured
24	Gambia, The	6.2	Measured
25	The Netherlands	6.2	Measured
26	Belgium	6.2	Self-Reported
27	Belize	6.2	Self-Reported
28	Burkina Faso	6.2	Self-Reported
29	Dominican Republic	6.2	Self-Reported
30	Italy	6.2	Self-Reported
31	Zambia	6.2	Self-Reported
32	Paraguay	6.1	Measured
33	Zimbabwe	6.1	Measured
34	Angola	6.1	Self-Reported
35	Bosnia & Herzegovina	6.1	Self-Reported
36	Georgia	6.1	Self-Reported
37	Guatemala	6.1	Self-Reported
38	Central African Republic	6	Measured
39	Chad	6	Measured
40	Nigeria	6	Measured
41	Denmark	6	Self-Reported
42	Nicaragua	6	Self-Reported
43	South Africa	6	Self-Reported
44	Bulgaria	5.9	Measured
45	Cape Verde	5.9	Measured
46	Côte d'Ivoire	5.9	Measured
47	Democratic Republic of the Costa Rica	5.9	Measured
48	Gaza Strip	5.9	Measured
49	Honduras	5.9	Measured
50	Mexico	5.9	Self-Reported
51	Morocco	5.9	Self-Reported
52	Slovakia	5.9	Self-Reported
53	Slovenia	5.9	Self-Reported
54	Tunisia	5.9	Self-Reported
55	Uruguay	5.9	Self-Reported
56	Argentina	5.8	Measured
57	Croatia	5.8	Measured
58	El Salvador	5.8	Measured
59	Greece	5.8	Measured
60	Serbia	5.8	Measured
61	Sweden	5.8	Measured
62	Albania	5.8	Self-Reported
63	Belarus	5.7	Measured
64	Chile	5.7	Measured
65	Germany	5.7	Measured
66	Iceland	5.7	Measured
67	Iran	5.7	Self-Reported
68	Iraq	5.7	Self-Reported
69	Suriname	5.7	Self-Reported
70	Austria	5.6	Measured
71	Norway	5.6	Measured
72	Poland	5.6	Measured
73	Switzerland	5.6	Measured
74	Eritrea	5.6	Self-Reported
75	Israel	5.6	Self-Reported
76	CANADA	5.5	Measured
77	Macedonia	5.5	Measured
78	New Zealand	5.5	Measured
79	Spain	5.5	Measured
80	Turkey	5.5	Measured
81	Ukraine	5.5	Measured
82	United Kingdom	5.5	Measured
83	Algeria	5.5	Self-Reported
84	Somalia	5.5	Self-Reported
85	Azerbaijan	5.4	Measured
86	Finland	5.4	Measured
87	Libya	5.4	Measured
88	Estonia	5.4	Self-Reported
89	Greenland	5.4	Self-Reported
90	Saudi Arabia	5.4	Self-Reported
91	Afghanistan	5.3	Measured
92	Turkmenistan	5.3	Measured
93	Ethiopia	5.3	Self-Reported
94	Armenia	5.2	Measured
95	Australia	5.2	Measured
96	Portugal	5.2	Measured
97	Russia	5.2	Measured
98	USA	5.1	Measured
99	Ireland	5	Measured
100	Mongolia	5	Measured
101	Yemen	5	Measured
102	Romania	4.9	Measured
103	Pakistan	4.8	Measured
104	Burma (Myanmar)	4.6	Measured
105	Indonesia	4.6	Measured
106	Singapore	4.5	Measured
107	Vietnam	4.5	Measured
108	Bangladesh	4.4	Measured
109	Hong Kong	4.4	Measured
110	Malaysia	4.4	Measured
111	Japan	4.3	Measured
112	Sri Lanka	4.3	Measured
113	China	4.2	Measured
114	Taiwan	4.2	Measured
115	The Philippines	4.2	Measured
116	Cambodia	4	Measured
117	India	4	Measured
118	Thailand	4	Measured
119	Korea, North	3.8	Measured
120	Korea, South	3.8	Measured

Now, if you're a defensive male like I am, then you're probably thinking, "hey, what the hell does 'Self-Reported' mean?". Yes, I hear you. Because we all know that if someone has to "self-report" their penis size, there's no way in hell that you will report if it's 3.8 inches like the poor, poor Koreans.

As such, if you ask me, I disqualify all of the above countries that have "Self-Reported" their results! :)

By the way, on the same website (linked above) that reported these results, it also had notes from a study performed on 800 New Yorkers which basically showed that men who were asked to "Self-Report" their erect penis size, on average, embellished the size by between 3cm to 6cm (equivalent to 1.2 inches to 2.4 inches)!

So, if we want to get technical, if we take the midpoint between 1.2 and 2.4, which is 1.8, and add that to our Canadian length which is 5.5 + 1.8 = 7.3 inches, and the American length which is 5.1 + 1.8 = 6.9 inches, then Canada ends up in 1st place and the USA ends up in 3rd, when we provide "Self-Reported" numbers. Yes, now we feel much better!

Ok, ok, if we did that, then Ecuador would win... Yes, yes... Listen, this isn't a competition alright! It's not the size that matters, it's the motion of the ocean... No, really! Ah, forget it...

--jackandcokewithalime

PS: Damn Congo!!


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